Ode to toilet.

For the men in my life…

1.  If you need to use this…

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2.  And you see this...

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3.  Look on top of this (reference 1. above)

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4.  For reference, this is not correct…

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5.  Nor this…

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6.  Nor this…

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7.  Give yourself a gold star if you accomplished this…

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8. And two minutes in the corner if you then did this…

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9.  The proper uses of this to be discussed in our next tutorial*…

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*Hint:  It is not a toilet paper holder or ear cleaner, or to be randomly stuck to your chest to make farting noises.

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